Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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