My balls are so social today.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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