what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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