Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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