come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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