Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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