if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
All I want is dick and wine.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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