Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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