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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  That burning is chlamydia

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She brought up feelings... her days are numbered

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  did i walk over a car last night?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.

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• (714): View more from California

  I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She invited us over for cocaine and donuts

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.

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