If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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