can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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