Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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