She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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