You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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