His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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