I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
now i know why i became what i already was.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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