last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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