I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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