as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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