It's like a parade of train wrecks.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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