all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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