is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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