You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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