Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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