So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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