I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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