ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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