I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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