It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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