I heard we made out
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.