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(646): View more from New York

I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

So we're fucking tonight?

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(240): View more from Maryland

i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was

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(303): View more from Colorado

Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

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(210): View more from Texas

She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"

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(773): View more from Illinois

You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.

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(425): View more from Washington

The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....

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