i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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