I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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