Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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