I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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