Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me