i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.