For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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