Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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