you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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