My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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