their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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