Im at strip club and am horny
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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