Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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