Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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