I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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