I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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