Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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