How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just invented taco cereal.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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