So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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