It's Friday. Sex?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
