i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
vagina is talking i cant
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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