no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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